So I'm Mrs. B or will be in three months a some change. I was born and bred an OC girl, well the atypical stereotype of one anyway. I am a self made non-millionaire who decided to leave a full time life with 34 vacation days, retirement, and health insurance to pursue my life long dream of being a professional student. After twenty-one years of a career in education (sounds better than being a bum who can't figure out what to do with myself) I have decided to take on another career I said I wanted nothing to do with all throughout college. No not sanitation engineering, being a part-time wife. Yeah stop judging punk, I'd love to say full-time but A) we're not married yet, just living in sin; B) I have to finish what I started, OCD. C) The man is working full-time in law and attempting to get into law school. If I don't do something with myself I'd go postal listening to him mumble about logic and reason, A+B + the second train leaving the station = the square root of SHUT THE HELL UP.
Don't get me wrong I love my soon to be husband and can't wait to call him that, just not to his face. I am with the hottest twenty something man west of the South County border. We share our life with Kaos. It's not spelled wrong. That's the name of our eight month old pound puppy. She is the greatest dog to ever live and makes me think that maybe the goal of mom won't be as much fun as adopting another puppy. Ok so by now you've figured out that I'm not the most nurturing woman, we'll I'm working on it. Kaos gets lots of encouragement and I'm incredibly proud of her accomplishment of peeing on command.
Lately, I spend my time sitting in a cubical office space style with the resident Persian guy and a Daniel Craig stalker (no judgment). The job is really difficult especially when the internet connection runs slow. It really makes it difficult to find the right purple shoes to go with my soon-to-be maxed out my credit card to get you wedding dress.
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